Soooo this week was way interesting. Some of the things included, but are not limite to:
-My comp drinking alcohol
-Me walking around with a pack of cigrattes in my pocket
-My first bike crash in the mish
-My first bike crash in the mish
-One of the best baptismal services followed y}by one of the worst conformations the next day
All in all it was a great week. So I know your all wondering about the alcohol, so I will start with that. No, my comp is not trying to get his booze fix here in the mission. We went to Daisys house on Teusday (the lady who got baptized last week) and she offered us left over lamb her and her famliy had eaten the day before from the celebration from the wedding. As we were earing she offered us Topache, which is a drink that they make here from fermented pineapple. I had heard about it before so i asked her "doesnt that have a little bit of alcohol in it?" And she told me no, as far as she knew. She but the pitcher on the table and then left to go do something, so i grabed it and smelt it. I thought i smelt a little bit but i wasnt sure. So my comp, having a little more experience in that area (past life stuff, dont ask), smelt it and said he couldnt smell any. He took a small sip, his eyes got really big, and then spits it back into his cup. "our convert is drinking a whole 2 days after her baptism" was the general concensus. But she didnt realize and felt way bad after we told her that is has a little bit of alcohol. But the lamb was good...
We inherited possibly the crazziest woman ever as an investigator a week ago. We are convinced she is bi-polar, and possible dual personalities. We got a call monday night from a member that lives above her saying that she tried to kill her son in law, and now she doesnt want anything to do with the church. So we went first thing teusday and she wasnt happy to see us. After getting her calmed down, we talked for a while, and she changed completely from not wanting anything to being like a saint again. She was a big smoker, but had left it for her baptism 2 weeks ago. After everyhting that happened, she wanted to smoke, so she bought a pack but hadnt opened it yet. She came back to her senses and wanted us to take the pack and throw them away. We glady did, so i put them in my pocket and forgot about them. Later that day, in a lesson i reached for the phone in my pocket and pulled out the pack, fogetting they were in there. That was awkward...The lady we were teaching was like "Oh you guys smoke?"
I had to go to Escarsega, the town i used to have to go to every monday when i was in Champoton, to do divisions and a baptismal interview. Its a pretty big area, so they are on bikes. I was going down a small hill on a small road when all of a suden i saw two cars and another biker in between coming. i braked and turned, but to no avail, the front tire lost traction and slid out from underneath me. it was no big crach, but the embarrasment...
The coolest lady ever is getting baptized this week. Her name is Berenice, and she has three small kids that are OUT OF CONTROL. Her littlest is my favorite though. She is like 3 years old, but cant stay on her feet for more than 30 seconds. she runs into everything and falls down constantly. She is so used to it now it doesnt even phase her. On sunday just before the sacrament started she comes sprinting in front of her mom from the bathroom into the sacrament room, and full on face plants/body smalls the closed door. She falls backwards, gets up and shakes her head a little, and continues running. We call her "the wrecking ball"
We also have two other baptims planned for tomorow. It is a 19 year girl named Fabiola and her 8 year sister Lizbeth. They are great, and are going to be the first converts of their family. But now we have already started talking to their mom and she is getting pretty excited too. We just have to get her to take sunays off and stop smoking. The other baptism we have planned will be on Satruday after the second session.
Speaking of general conference, I am beyond stoked. I love conference so so much.
Love,
Elder Kitterman